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YYY_unease_YYY · **Joined:** Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:31 am **Posts:** 303

Iron Maiden Fan is misunderstood - he has never heard of the band, but in fact has a secret fetish with people sticking metal spikes into him.
He thought fencing would be an ideal opportunity to indulge this fetish, but has been sadly thwarted by protective clothing.
He was wrong about electric tips too.

bqefilwo · **Joined:** Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:09 pm **Posts:** 309

YYY_unease_YYY is actually the head of a secret dark sect that is attempting to clone the satanic figure Baphomet using the DNA of a goat and Mark Bowlan of T-Rex fame.

tioggak · **Joined:** Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:00 am **Posts:** 422

that explains the black card then......
sumerian haze pefrorms perverse experiments on andrex puppies.

ehefexiez · **Joined:** Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:58 am **Posts:** 283

Associates with schoolboys.......

bqefilwo · **Joined:** Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:09 pm **Posts:** 309

Jacquesdor has a brick dust fetish. He can often be seen at night sneaking around building sites collecting breezeblock fragments for "recreational use"

me · **Joined:** Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:30 am **Posts:** 347

for recreational use Phil_Able like to use a kipper and a one eyed hamster in a candle lit room.

me · **Joined:** Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:30 am **Posts:** 347

me · **Joined:** Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:30 am **Posts:** 347

Roger is a double agent feeding info on D-U-M-B to MONMAC and thats not what Tinkerbell is saying, she loves it when you ***************

bokfu · **Joined:** Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:24 am **Posts:** 288

...which iteletxioy has ringtone, screen saver and teddy in bed.

enuxa · **Joined:** Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:13 am **Posts:** 392

symon abducts cabbage patch kids and turns the smaller ones into a rare "spicy cabbage and potato soup"

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