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i heard kingbob is not a junior sabreur, as commonly thought, but actually a 98 year old man with a futuristic age-reducing device.

I am sick, just for reading your post.

Australien wears her underwear on his head, while exercising to the ancient Mr Motivator on vhs.

king bob is the alter ego of Tigger.

PM1 sucks the orangy bit out of jaffa cakes, and then puts them back in the packet!

Baldric bites the heads off jelly babies, not because he thinks it tastes better, but because he enjoys hearing their little jelly screams.

Ulrika is infact a green and slimy alien conducting experiments on humanity and randomly abducting people out at night on their own in her ufo.

Tarmacs chilli is actually pretty minging...

Doobarz is indeed the creator of all existence, but threw it all away for a cheap and dirty weekend at Skegness. This caused horrendous implications for several organised religious groups and theological study groups throughout the universe.
Meanwhile, on the dirty weekend our photographers obtained several badly blurred pictures of someone who may or may not be anyone in particular wearing a Freddie Mercury outfit whilst gargling whipped cream and wielding something vaguely resembling a jar of chargrilled artichokes.
MONKEY declined to be interviewed.

D’Art was once the chief arms dealer for the whole of Scotland, Wales and Southern Belarus. Often he would con some of the most powerful governments in the world by selling apparent weapons of mass destruction on the black market which were actually full of pinball machine parts.
When he was discovered by the Russian Mafia he went into hiding for 14 years to emerge looking awfully like a small cream bun. He was immediately hired by the FBI as a consultant.
Whilst working for the FBI he became speech writer for a part time lunatic with ambition to becoming the most powerful lunatic in the world who promptly promoted him to chief Bullspanker.
When George W Bush was elected D’Art felt he could do no more to further such an illustrious career and decided to retire on a small island just off the Isle of Man.
There is currently a £2.50 bounty on his head.